Comments on: My first foray into politics http://sundaybender.com/archives/2006/09/26/my-first-foray-into-politics/ Musings, Music, and Motorsports Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:17:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=1.5.2 Comment on My first foray into politics by: Administrator http://sundaybender.com/archives/2006/09/26/my-first-foray-into-politics/#comment-4275 Thu, 19 Oct 2006 18:15:15 +0000 http://sundaybender.com/archives/2006/09/26/my-first-foray-into-politics/#comment-4275 Thanks. I do indeed write like I talk, which is probably due in no small part to the fact that I have a team of typists taking dictation at all times, just in case I stumble upon something funny in regular conversation. They all hate me. Something about a lack of significant reward in their work, and a rash of carpel tunnel. They have started to make me a little afraid. I think I am losing influence over them, and I heard rumblings of a coup. Truth be told, I hate them for resenting me. Little parasites. Living off my hilarity…. Damn it! The one typing this now knows my true feelings. Stop looking at me, you… typist. Damn your incredible touch typing skills - avert your gaze! Stop taking dictation! Stop it, you! This instant!! Put that stapler down! Augh! Ooof! Noooooo! Thanks. I do indeed write like I talk, which is probably due in no small part to the fact that I have a team of typists taking dictation at all times, just in case I stumble upon something funny in regular conversation.

They all hate me. Something about a lack of significant reward in their work, and a rash of carpel tunnel. They have started to make me a little afraid. I think I am losing influence over them, and I heard rumblings of a coup. Truth be told, I hate them for resenting me. Little parasites. Living off my hilarity….

Damn it! The one typing this now knows my true feelings. Stop looking at me, you… typist. Damn your incredible touch typing skills - avert your gaze! Stop taking dictation! Stop it, you! This instant!! Put that stapler down! Augh! Ooof! Noooooo!

]]> Comment on My first foray into politics by: Michele Cohen http://sundaybender.com/archives/2006/09/26/my-first-foray-into-politics/#comment-4274 Thu, 19 Oct 2006 17:36:33 +0000 http://sundaybender.com/archives/2006/09/26/my-first-foray-into-politics/#comment-4274 Funny stuff, Chris. You write like you talk. Funny stuff, Chris. You write like you talk.

]]> Comment on My first foray into politics by: Russ http://sundaybender.com/archives/2006/09/26/my-first-foray-into-politics/#comment-4250 Fri, 29 Sep 2006 04:42:02 +0000 http://sundaybender.com/archives/2006/09/26/my-first-foray-into-politics/#comment-4250 I'm voting for Chaucer! I’m voting for Chaucer!

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