Hilarity from Cris Cohen
Who’s Cris Cohen? Probably the funniest guy I know. And that’s saying a lot, because those of you reading this are all very funny, and likely pissed off now, because up until this point you thought YOU were the funniest guy I knew. Even you ladies.
You all were the funniest at a point, and you may be again. In fact, I challenge you all to a hilarity-off. Whomever makes me do that thing where I laugh so suddenly and uncontrollably that I suck part of my soft palette up into my sinus, and make that kind of choking sound, and it kind of hurts and my eyes tear up and I nearly drool (it’s subtle and sophisticated for sure), that person will be the winner.
Because I am so self-involved, I likely won’t say anything, or announce who made me do the sniff-choke. But I will know. And that’s enough for me. (Again remember the self-centered-ness.)
To prime your comic pump, have a look at Cris’ take on a recent meal.
So funny.
October 4th, 2006 13:32
I beg your pardone Senor. While I may not be a man technically, my thick mustache allows me to toggle between the sexes. That being the case, I’m the funniest. Ever. And my husband will kick your ass up and down until you say that it is true.
Thank you.
Bragalina
October 4th, 2006 14:27
Primarily because your husband could so easily beat me senseless, but also because you called me Senor, which shows me respect, I will allow you to tie for first place with Cris.
Please feel free to challenge him with hilarity by posting more comments on my site. As I mentioned, you need but make me snort laugh, and you will dethrone Cris.