I decided to run for office in my local BMW club. I have no opposition. My platform was summed up thusly:
I’m Chris, and I would like to be your club Secretary.
See, way back when in college, I chose English as my major. It’s sort of like choosing unemployment as a major, except [...]

Apparently scientists are very willing to admit that they know nothing. Reassuringly they are also willing to build incredibly complex machines based completely on that very lack of understanding, and then turn those machines on in an attempt to recreate the big bang – on a small scale.
Swiss scientists are mad
The possibility of [...]

Who’s Cris Cohen? Probably the funniest guy I know. And that’s saying a lot, because those of you reading this are all very funny, and likely pissed off now, because up until this point you thought YOU were the funniest guy I knew. Even you ladies.
You all were the funniest [...]