Memed! (Phil’s Foul Four Things)

Come on.

a) No one reads this. Seriously.

b) If you are reading this, sorry for a)

c) I don’t know four people with damnable ‘blogs (that’s right, that’s an apostrophe bitch) so I will likely get an incomplete on this assignment.

Here we go.

Four jobs I’ve had:

1. Grocery Checker (I maintain this is the best job I have ever had.)
2. Electrician’s Apprentice (I once drilled through a beam so thick that the bit dulled and woudln’t bite. Only then did I think, “Hey, what does this beam support, and why the hell am I drilling through it?’ I hope that house still stands.
3. Technical Writer
4. IT Project Manager

Four movies I can watch over and over:

1. Ghostbusters
2. Rushmore
3. Predator
4. The Empire Strikes Back

Listen, I don’t need your high brow judgement. So I need bad special effects in 75% of my movies. Maybe you need moving dialogue. I don’t judge you .

Four places I’ve lived:

1. Tahoe City, California - snowy
2. Davis, California - stinky
3. La Honda, California - Kesey
4. Oakland, California- homie

Four TV shows I love:

1. House
2. Every flavor of Law and Order
3. Aqua Teen Hunger Force
4. Curb Your Enthusiasm

Four places I’ve vacationed:

1. Yosemite, California

Seriously, that’s it. I grew up in freakin’ Tahoe, and I live in the woodsiest woods of La Honda. Where do I need to go? I am not worldly and I am as culturally ignorant as they come. Again, save your judgement, smarty pants.

I am too lazy to finish this now. How sad is that? ‘Blogging makes me exhausted.

Okay, it’s only been three days, and I am back.

Four of my favorite dishes:

1. Pork Tenderloin and Applesauce
2. Chicken Parmigiana - or anything that is fried and cheezy
3. Nearly anthing barbecued, especially if there is squash somewhere nearby.
4. Totino’s Party Pizzas. Come on. You love them too. You just forgot.

Four sites I visit daily:

1. baye30.net forums - 80’s era BMW 3 series discussion
2. Bimmerforums - Discussion of BMWs, where only the Racing/Autocross section is worth a damn.
3. Craigslist - I practically live on the /car, /mcy, or /muc sections. Every day I think I am going to buy a new car, van, motorcycle, or find a band. And every day I nearly do.
4. Mirriam Webster online - Crappy dictionary, but a good way to win arguments.

Four places I’d rather be right now:

1. On a motorcycle
2. Driving a car
3. Anywhere on the road to my house
4. Napping

Four bloggers I’m tagging:

Uh-Oh. I am a bad netizen. I don’t read blogs. Except for Phil’s, and he tagged me. I broke the chain. I am sure to be afflicted with terminal acne.

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