Seems like it might be time to upgrade from Wordpress 1.5.2. I can’t post, and I am losing some recentl posts. Maybe it is because my software is as old as software gets.

I just sent this in an email to the Incredibly Understanding Wife. The same one who lets me do all the things I usually write about on this site. I am lucky to have her. She… well… she is stuck with me.

Hello wife,
As is typical on a Thursday, I am […]

I decided to run for office in my local BMW club. I have no opposition. My platform was summed up thusly:
I’m Chris, and I would like to be your club Secretary.
See, way back when in college, I chose English as my major. It’s sort of like choosing unemployment as a major, except […]

Apparently scientists are very willing to admit that they know nothing. Reassuringly they are also willing to build incredibly complex machines based completely on that very lack of understanding, and then turn those machines on in an attempt to recreate the big bang - on a small scale.
Swiss scientists are mad
The possibility of […]

Who’s Cris Cohen? Probably the funniest guy I know. And that’s saying a lot, because those of you reading this are all very funny, and likely pissed off now, because up until this point you thought YOU were the funniest guy I knew.
You all were the funniest at a point, and you may […]

Having perfected my surly, disenchanted musician thing, I went for a number of years listening only to Steely Dan and the Sons of Champlin. Steely Dan engaged me musically and impressed me with compositional mastery, the Sons helped me to lighten up and reminded me that good music is supposed to make you want […]

I love my sister. Look how happy we are.
And yes, I am nearly 30 and I still play in my college marching band. Again, note how happy it makes me.
Good times.

Come on.
a) No one reads this. Seriously.
b) If you are reading this, sorry for a)
c) I don’t know four people with damnable ‘blogs (that’s right, that’s an apostrophe bitch) so I will likely get an incomplete on this assignment.
Here we go.
Four jobs I’ve had:

Grocery Checker (I maintain this is the best job I […]

We got married. We are boy and wife.

There’s nothing to see here…